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Post by Mick on Apr 24, 2007 14:04:50 GMT -5
Re-posting from Aoikon (2 threads) --------------
Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest, still miles away from Soiki's territory, two silhouettes walked around the snow covered dirt road. "God, I hate snow" one of them commented, the tall, lanky one. She turned her scarred head around to find her partner playing around in the fresh snow, messing it around. She rolled her eyes. "White, can you maybe be a bit more subtle? I thought we were hunting for lunch.." This time chasing a small mouse that quickly ran through her fingers and hid, White turned her dirty nose to Heiki, grinning happily, her Grey eyes shinning with the early sun. "Sorry, I had too much sugar today" she played "Of course you did. You have too much of everything constantly. That's why your fat." White's smile dropped and her ears folded back in a grumpy scowl. She lowered her head and said: "C'mon I'm hungry, lets go get lunch." Heiki smiled shaking her head, White took everything too serious. Except of course, what she should take seriously. "And I'm not fat" she added a few feet away from Heiki "I'm festively chubby."
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Post by Jacob on Apr 24, 2007 14:09:00 GMT -5
"Stuff it and help me sniff, damnit," Heiki mumbled grumpily as White once again skittered off to play around with her environment. "I believe you suffer a bad case of stupid, dear." White looked offended for a second, before shrugging it off. She trotted over to Heiki, amazingly enough without getting distracted by anything on the way there. "Forget it Heiks, we're the only living thing nearby, and I'm not about to eat you." Heikis face adopted a mock hurt look, "Why not?! I think I would be quite the meal." White gave her a deadpan look, "You're 90% piercing and tattoo. You're like a robot."
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Post by Mick on Apr 24, 2007 14:21:38 GMT -5
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"A sexy. Robot." she shot back, her ears folded back with the weight of her piercings. "Whatever you say, sug." White said climbing on a nearby rock, the only one on the area that wasn't covered in the thin snow. "And just just what're you doing?" Heiki asked with a raising eyebrow on approach. "I'm laying on this warm rock until my fur dries off and that freaking mouse decides to come out of its hole." "So we're just gonna wait." "Yeah." "Until the mouse comes out of the hole." "That's right." In a flash Heiki jumped on the rock, placed a paw on White's chest and bit her ear. White whined a little and shrugged her off with her feet. "That's just stupid." Heiki said looking at her different colored nails. White shrugged, laying her head between her paws. "Your anorexia finally giving up and you're hungry?" she asked, enjoying the sun. Heiki snorted and turned her back to White, her tail "slapping" her nose. She sneezed and the mouse none of them had saw come out of its hole ran back into it. "Great" White mumbled, now with a light bad mood. As for Heiki, she decided she'd let White do the stupid work like chase after the mouse and laid behind some bushes under a nice shade. Minutes later, White's attentive stare had faded into a light snore has she slept under the 10 0'clock sun. Heiki herself started drifting away in a daydream until White called her. She got up lazily and walked over to White who apparently had gotten sick of waiting and dug the mouse out of the hole. Said creature was now hanging out of her dirty, grinning, bloody mouth, silver canines showing. "Heyyy, you caught it" Heiki said has her long neck stretched closer to the hanging dead body on her friend's mouth. "Yeah" White dropped the mouse and placed a paw over it. "-I- caught it." Huffing, Heiki sat by the rock as White's jaws skinned the dead creature, showing off the small but juicy meat. Sniffing the air again, she caught the familiar small of fresh blood. It came from... her feet. She looked down where a half mouse laid on the front of her right paw. "There" Heiki looked up to see White back on the rock, same fangy, bloody smile on her face. "I thought I should go on a little diet, no?" "Sure." Heiki answered chewing her meal.
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Post by Jacob on Apr 24, 2007 14:24:16 GMT -5
After a little coughing fit, Heiki decided to screw chewing and gulped the entire half down, swallowing loudly and then burping. She never did claim to be a lady, anyhow. "This sucks." She stated lamely and scratched her ear slowly. "I want a big, juicy deer. Hell, even a fluffy goddamn bunny could do." "What, ever," White snorted, finishing the remains of the mouse. They laid in silence for a good few minutes, when Heiki's ears perked up (or attempted to, heavy as they were from mounds of piercings) and she looked around, fixing her eyes on a mean-looking bush. After some closer inspection and hard thinking, she realized that the bush was in fact, not there to murder her. "Did you hear that?" she asked White hesistantly, gesturing with her head to the bush. Her piercings jingled.
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Post by Mick on Apr 24, 2007 14:28:21 GMT -5
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"Not really" White said with a honestly stupid face. "Bah" Heiki muttered as she walked closer to the bushes, every step mute by the fur of her paws. White stayed watching, so she really wasn't joking. Suddenly two tall figures walked out of the bushes, two anthros. Two dragons. "Sex on the woods.. Seriously, Jackpot." one of them said, the shorter one, as he zipped his pants and buckled his belt around his slim waist. "What? It was -your- idea." the other one said before looking down and seeing Heiki staring at him "Actually-" "Shut Up." Jackpot said as he looked as saw White a few feet away from them, smirking devilish as well. The skinny dragon looked up from his pants, his cheeks gaining a tone of red. "Were you uh..." he started "Listening?" White completed. "Too bad we saw nothing, though." Heiki said. They seemed relieved. "So, what are you doing here anyway? This is our territory." "Didn't you listen?" White said as she sat next to Heiki for a better look at the strangers "They were having sex in the woods." "Oh yeaaah." "I always said we should name our turf The Land of the Gaybow." "Gee, that was lame." The shorter dragon said as he brushed some of his black hair from his eyes. "Who are you anyway?" Heiki asked "Like we need to tell you anyway." "And you? You don't talk too much, mister weird Mohawk." White addressed to Jackpot, who was lying against a tree. "My name is Joker Midland. But I prefer Jackpot." he said with a low growl. "And I'm Billy, Billy Anarchist." the other added with a smile forming in his lips. White smiled widely as well. "I'm White Sinclair. White. Just.And she is-" "Heiki Alexis Fuglesang. Or Heiki." "So, what were you doing here before your sweet love making?" "We were going over to Vegas, Jackpot's got a big game tonight." "Well, this is not Vegas." Heiki added sarcastically. Sitting on the floor and petting White's maned neck Billy went on: "We just stopped to take a piss but I guess then Jackpot got a little too horn-" Jackpot closed his mouth with a light blush on his skull painted features. "We should get going anyway." he added, letting go of his boyfriend's muzzle. Jumping frenetically, White barked: "Can we come with you?" "What?" Heiki asked. Jackpot and Billy just stared at each other. "C'mon Heiks, City of Sin. It's gonna be a blow job." For the first time int he day, Heiki's ears indeed perked up. "I guess we can go for a few days..." "Of course we can! We've marked the territory recently, there's gonna be no shit." "Besides" Heiki added with a smirk "We can kick the ass of any f**k*r who decides to get in." "'Course we can." Jackpot who had been playing with his throat ring cleared his throat. "Can we go then? I gotta be there in 3 hours." "Sure. We just need a favor." "What?" Billy asked. "Stop by a Hot Topic." "Excuse me?" Jackpot raised an eyebrow. "Of course. We're gonna have a little fun on Vegas. And to have fun we can't be on a freaking quad form. We need arms and legs. And opposable thumbs. And, appealing as it sounds, we don't wanna go around naked." Heiki finished. At the mention of naked females Jackpot quickly answered: "To Hot Topic it is."
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Post by Jacob on Apr 24, 2007 14:37:45 GMT -5
"Well, then what the hell are we waiting for?" White yapped excitedly. "Vegas here I come!" "Uh, cakes, we don't wanna walk to Vegas, now do we?" Heiki questioned flatly and turned her attention to Jackpot. "Do you fags have any means of transportation?" Jackpot looked mildly annoyed at the new nickname, but motioned for the little group to follow him. He walked around the bush, which was a surprisingly large bush, and revealed a shiny red cadillac. Heiki whistled, impressed. "Shotgun!" Billy grinned and rushed to the front seat. "Doggies go in the back!" Jackpot seated himself in the drivers seat and started to turn the keys, and White and Heiki hopped into the back. Before soon they were out of the forest and out on the highway, the floor of the car vibrating and shaking from the bass. They drove for a good hour before reaching the suburbs, but after a comment from White ("Freaking lumberjacks don't shop at hottopic, morons!"), they drove further in hopes of finding civilization. Eventually they parked in a deserted parking lot in the outskirts of Las Vegas, and Billy located a Hot Topic store near them. They hurried across the parking lot, Billy constantly complaining about the weather. The group entered the store to wild cheers from the crowd..."White, shut your face, people are staring." ...Right. Heiki and White led way past the emo sections, and stopped at a more hardcore section, with band shirts and baggy pants with chains on them. "Do they even have bras here?" White wondered outloud as she used Billy to hang her clothes on. "I'm more worried about them having pants your size," Heiki smirked, throwing a pair of neon green boxershorts at Billy. The white canine huffed, hanging a medium-sized bra on Billys face. "With the non-existant size of your ass you'll be looking like Mc Hammer," she muttered, letting Billy grab some final clothes. Heiki disappeared into a dressing room with her share of clothes, and White slid into the one next to it. Various weird noises were heard, mostly from Heiki's direction, as the two turned anthro and got dressed. "Dammit...I forgot a freaking shirt," Heiki said in a whiny voice, stepping out of her dressing room wearing only a pair of pink camo pants. She blatanly ignored Billy and Jackpot staring at her and grabbed a black wifebeater, waltzing back and forth the store. "I...I thought you were a chick..?" Jackpot questioned dumbfoundedly. "I am!" She replied proudly, doing a rather limp King Kong impression by hitting her flat chest repeatedly. And once again she disappeared into the dressing room. Jackpot looked doubtingly at Billy, who shrugged, starting to get impatient. "I'm done!" White exclaimed loudly, prancing out, wearing a pair of baggy, black pants and an unzipped red hoodie with a black tee shirt under. "I'm not!" said Heiki, before she too walked, or rather fell, out in front of the boys. "Soo...Maybe you should go pay instead of standing there, staring at us like retards?" Billy thingyed his head, squinting at the two. "Actually, you don't look too shabby. Congrats. Thumbs up." Heiki grinned sadistically to White, who also started to grin. And grin. "What are they grinning about, Billy?" "I don't know, love. Maybe they'll tell us?" "This is where we run, my dear boys," White whispered dramatically. "This is where we run like fucking hell." "Uh oh.." muttered Billy, unsure. "I think we should slowly walk away and pretend we don't know them." "Too late," Heiki giggled immaturely and pointed to a muscular mall guard eyeing the group suspiciously. And then they ran, till they were standing in the vacant parking lot panting like dogs. "Who's...Genius idea...Was this!?" Billy wheezed, clutching his side. Heiki grinned, already getting comfortable in the backseat of Jackpots car. "Why do I even bother.." He took a deep breath and sat/fell into the shotgun seat like he had before. "We're late," mumbled Jackpot grumpily, letting White slide into the backseat with Heiki before he himself got in the drivers seat. He turned the keys in the ignition and quickly sped out of the parking lot. "That was interesting," White commented lightly as the wind blew in her hair on the highway and the sound of Slipknot vibrated in the car floor. "Never going shopping with you again," croaked Billy, glaring at whatever buildings they passed. "Oh come on! It was fun!" Heiki grinned, for some reason swatting White over the head at the same time. "What the hell did you do that for, ho face?" The blonde snapped, trying to get a bite of the offenders ear. They fought for a good 10 minutes, when Jackpot grudgingly announced that they had reached their destination - the casino. He quickly locked his car, hurrying over to the casino's entrance. "Well...There's no going back now." Billy grinned, opening the heavy door slowly, just to get the feel.
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Post by Mick on Apr 24, 2007 14:49:03 GMT -5
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The three walked to the Casino's entrance... wait the three? Where was- "White!" Heiki called when she noticed only she and Billy (Jackpot had gone around the back for his big performance) where at the door of the casino. The white canine was staring at her self in the rear view mirror of the caddy, pulling her hair and making faces under the thick black make up. "White, what are you doing?" Heiki asked White didn't answer. Se turned her head to one side, seeing how the hair looked and then tot he other side pulling all her white blond hair to one side of the head. "Very Johnny Christ, no?" she asked more to herself than anyone else while she poked her tongue out, seeing how she liked her metal ball tongue ring. "White c'mon it's Jackpot's big moment. I wanna see it!"Heiki pulled her right arm. "Billy, help me, you f**k**g f*g!" Billy however didn't look like he was gonna help any minute. In fact it didn't even looked like he wanted to go in the casino. Only no one had noticed. After minutes of struggling with the blond Auto-sexual, Heiki dragged both of her friends in the casino. They got a nice seat on a couch for four people that the three of them took over mercilessly. Heiki order a shitload of drinks while they waited. White chewed one of the golden pillows that sat around and Heiki played with someone's cell phone she had found on an empty table. She had no intentions of giving it back until she got to see how this Jimmy she was smsing was. Apparently the phone belonged to some Zacky. Minutes later, all three of them had have more coctails and stiff drinks that they could think of and were pretty drunk. And Jackpot still hadn't shown up. White was getting bored. She needed some fun before she started getting fatter sitting on that couch. She got up and swung a little to the side, Jack Sparrow style. She held onto the snooker table on the side of their couch. "Where are you going?" Heiki asked, pupils uneven, probably because of allo t he bloody marries she had insisted to take. "I dunnoe..." she said and just like that she walked away stealing a beer from one of the guys that was playing snooker. Heiki watched as White bumped against a guy that looked awfully like Mike Dirnt and then saluted him going away in the same drunken pace as before, disappearing behind a red curtain. Heiki looked back at Billy who surely was over his 11th glass of drink. "Dude, why're you drinking like a f**k**g camel? Don't you wanna be sober enough to welcome Jackpot when he shows up?" "Not really, no." He said "Bastard." he added later. Heiki chocked on her drink. "Was that directed to me?" "No. f**k**g Jackpot." Billy hit his head softly against the back oft he couch like he had just talked a bit too much. "It's just that... Around me he's all cuddly and stuff and that's the Jackpot I love but around here..." he looked around in utter disgust. "Around here what?" "It's like he's a different person. He always carries a hooker wherever he goes and acts like he doesn't know me." "Aren't you just exaggerating a bit?" Heiki asked. "Nope. You'll see."
Back to our white blond freak, she walked around only to get near another roulette table. She had past over 5 now... Or had it been the same all over? She was starting to get second thoughts about her sense of orientation. There was the same big guy in aviator shades, the tall as fuck guy and well, the same three other man she'd seen. She flopped on a couch, blue this time and started to nibble on a silver and blue pillow while she wondered about when t hey were gonna get dinner. Jackpot hadn't even shown up yet. Bah. Moments later, she had passed out, sleeping carelessly on the couch. That's when she felt someone poking her. She was awake but she didn't open her yes just yet. "Is she dead?" a voice asked. "Naw man, she's like breathing." "We can spray paint her or shit." "I'll just get some water and throw it on her." "NO! Not f**k**g water dude!" White's eyes snapped open and she shot up, hitting the guy that was staring right above her. She fell back on the couch massaging her forehead while the guy clenched onto his nose. "Dude... what was the idea? Crack my skull open with that nose of yours?" she asked. "Shut the fuck up. I almost snorted my bullring in." Every one but the one's that had been hit laughed. They were all half drunk anyway.
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Post by Jacob on Apr 25, 2007 15:00:09 GMT -5
(Magical repost)
"Bugger!" White exclaimed, wobbling over to a hot pink pool table that seemed to have magically appeared. "Interesting..."
At the opposite side of the room, Billy pretended to watch her with interest while ignoring Heiki's intense (swaying, due to the alcohol) stare. "Dude..." The rainbownette mumbled, and once again choked on her drink(s), this time it was upon seeing Jackpot entering the spacey room. It wasn't so much Jackpot himself that shocked her, it was more the two fake-titted botox-whores at his left and right. They were pretty much clinging onto him and staring at him like he was some kind of god. "f**k*r.." Billy snorted, downing his beer. Heiki simply kept gaping and staring as people started to crowd around Jackpot like a moshpit. Out of the corner of her eye she could see a blackhaired girl humping one of the slots. Jackpot whored himself to the crowd a bit more, then he made his way over to the great table of doom. Insane giggling was heard, and White fell facedown into Billy and Heiki's couch. "Hey love," Heiki muttered distantly, trying to pat White's head but hitting her elbow instead. Apparently the booze had gone straight to Billy's head, and he stood up quickly, thus nearly falling over, then he stomped his way over to the crowd of Jackpot. Of course, he knocked down many innocent bystanders on his way. "Jackpot!" He slurred, shaking his fist in drunken rage. He slapped the whores. "MY boyfriend. MINE."
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